ERROR messages for Windows Vista?

The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows Vista:





1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.


2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.


3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.


4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!


5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.


6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.


7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.


8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?


9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"


10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."


11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.


12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.


13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.


14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)


15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)


16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)


17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.


18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)


19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL %26amp; PAPER.


20) User Error: Replace user.


21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"


22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

ERROR messages for Windows Vista?
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Reply:THATS HILARIOUS!
Reply:All the more reason not to upgrade. Thanks for those. Very funny lol.
Reply:aww man. and i just upgraded my computer to Window's Vista. lol





funny though!
Reply:hahahahaha!!





thanx but i use XP!!!!!!!!
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


10/10
Reply:lol! File not found Should I fake it? LOL SO CLASSIC!
Reply:that's clever %26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;star
Reply:hahahaha that is hilarious. I think I will stick with my XP. lol
Reply:tell me about it i have vista can be a right pain xxxx lol xxx
Reply:%26amp; again in English


if i had any idea about my pc i'd probably find this hilarious
Reply:Very good.
Reply:good one thanks for sharing. lol
Reply:That is why I will never downgrade to windows vista. Veni, Vidi, Vomiti Vista
Reply:hahahahahahahaha yea man for sure i can totally relate to you as i have windows vista and i cant even take it back for xp lol, great question/fact by the way, glad im not the only one putting up with this **** lol :)
Reply:It was hilarious, for the most part, however I couldn't understand 17.
Reply:fookin hilarious hun, pmsl





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Reply:Ha ha ha very good,,